Blurb: After the 2nd great Safari of ‘Aught 6 (the one where we lost a lot of good men to the dreaded barefaced gnat) All the survivors, under the tutelage of Lord Hufenergruphile the 4th, made a pact to Keep Calm, and Carry On in the face of such horror. To make sure that such a senseless loss of life will be avoided again the survivors have chosen to keep their faces free of bareskin. Mr. Dillon has chosen the erudite style of the Gentleman’s Overhand Twist Handlebar, a very effective defense against the deadly gnat of the Great Plains and otherworldly vistas.
Quote: “It’s just a twist to the right...”
Moustache Hero: This dude
Your ‘Strength’ in the competition: His secret, as of yet unrevealed mustache wax formula.
- GOLD Overall Best Moustache
- BRONZE Creativity & Style
